Office party aftermath?!
Question: John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.
After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.
"Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?"
"Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete a** of yourself. You succeeded in antagonising the entire board of directors and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face."
"He`s an a**hole," John said. "Piss on him."
"You did," came the reply. "And he fired you."
"Well, screw him!" said John.
"I did. You`re back at work on Monday.
Answers: John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.
After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.
"Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?"
"Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete a** of yourself. You succeeded in antagonising the entire board of directors and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face."
"He`s an a**hole," John said. "Piss on him."
"You did," came the reply. "And he fired you."
"Well, screw him!" said John.
"I did. You`re back at work on Monday.
Hilarious thanks for that.
lol 10/10 thats soooooo funny
Hahaa Funny.
Any more?
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Funny.
brilliant....lol
star for you,x
Pretty good... thanks for posting it.
Cheers
Lisa
Funny ,10/10
haha good. but not the best i've heard.
hey keep them coming classic star for you
that was drastic measures to get results. She got her own back. good one. worth a star.
hahahahaha
PMSL! Brilliant!
you see behind every idiotic man, there is a woman making up for his mistakes, pmsl
Haha. Lol
lol,got some great ones today hun:)
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
giggle giggle :)
7/10
Lol, hahahahahaha. very good
Thanks for the laugh.
hahaha full marks for that one. It is hilarious. Star for you.
I don't usually give stars but heay you deserve it.... lol
-----Sean
pmsl.....omg..excellent hun!!!
hahahaha
what's the question again?
because it just seems like
you wanted an audience for your
lame joke.