Office Pranks?!
Question: What are some harmless office pranks that I can pull on some guys in my office. They are really fun good natured guys. It can't be a computer prank unless it's an convincing memo or something. Any ideas? They've gotten me good a couple of times and revenge is sweet!
Answers: What are some harmless office pranks that I can pull on some guys in my office. They are really fun good natured guys. It can't be a computer prank unless it's an convincing memo or something. Any ideas? They've gotten me good a couple of times and revenge is sweet!
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My colleagues once put my name on this tombstone with a comment at the end and stuck it on my office door. The comment was: you'll never see me again which I used to say every evening when I left work.
I wrapped one of our HR people's desks and everything in/on it in saran wrap. His chair, stapler, pens and pencils in his drawers, etc. It took him forever to get it all unwrapped.
Open a can of sardines and put one on his desk. Then hide the can somewhere like under the desk or on top of a bookshelf. He'll throw away the one on his desk and when his office continues to smell he'll think its just the smell of the one that was left on his desk. Laugh as long as you want then tell him about the can that's still in there.
You know how professional sports are always trading players with or without the player's prior knowledge or concent? Well...
I think it would be funny (and humbling) if you punk a couple of people in the office at the same time, telling them that the company has just traded them to the competition for ONE of their top performing employees.
Get someone from HR involved so your can have official looking documents drafted up on company letterhead with president's signature and all.
Pick the competitor's worst possible work location. Let them know that it is a done deal, just a few items in the relocation package left to work out. Also hint that their new negotiated pay salary should not drop TOO significantly.
Hatch your plan and watch it unfold. It would be great to catch their reaction on video tape for later "review" (...or extortion).
Maybe you can pull this off just before or ON April Fool's Day.
1. While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator.
2. Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
3. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
4. Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say,"Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
Put a note on there desk that says I love from,a guy if it's a guy
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