Side Splitter Joke?!
Question: A guy named Nad walked up to the cash register.A soon as he paied for his chips and soda, he turned into a purple dog.Nad started pimping so he could get money for dog treats.So he went to the dog show.He saw this Bloodhound and said "you get a facelift".And thats when he saw this perfect silky terrier named Shagiggles.He aproched her and said "do you want to mate before your big hour of fame?" he said seductivly.So they went to a crate in an empty room."sticky sticky sticky" she called because he looked like grape soda.There was darkness.He woke up to find himself human again next to is human wife Sally."I had the weirdest dream." He felt earphones on his head.He pressed play and it said "cheating *****" a million times."I bet you had a good dream.GO nad Go nad away from me!" So he went to his friends house Hugga.He told her his story.Next day he went to say sorry to Sally.They talked and shared a bowl of Kibb Delight.Then he said "Your the best woman ever Sally." Who Sally, Sticky?"
Answers: A guy named Nad walked up to the cash register.A soon as he paied for his chips and soda, he turned into a purple dog.Nad started pimping so he could get money for dog treats.So he went to the dog show.He saw this Bloodhound and said "you get a facelift".And thats when he saw this perfect silky terrier named Shagiggles.He aproched her and said "do you want to mate before your big hour of fame?" he said seductivly.So they went to a crate in an empty room."sticky sticky sticky" she called because he looked like grape soda.There was darkness.He woke up to find himself human again next to is human wife Sally."I had the weirdest dream." He felt earphones on his head.He pressed play and it said "cheating *****" a million times."I bet you had a good dream.GO nad Go nad away from me!" So he went to his friends house Hugga.He told her his story.Next day he went to say sorry to Sally.They talked and shared a bowl of Kibb Delight.Then he said "Your the best woman ever Sally." Who Sally, Sticky?"
the richest guy is not Mexican...WTF?
what?
What is funny about that?
While we are stringing random words together ... naked pickle snake.
hey do you know any FUNNY jokes?