Hahahah this is a very funny joke??do you agree??!
Question: On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher.
The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet I know what it is - it's some flowers!"
"That's right!" shouted the little boy.
Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift.
She held it up, shook it and said. "I bet I know what it is - it's a box of candy!"
"That's right!" shouted the little girl.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy answered.
The teacher touched another drop to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy answered.
Finally, the teacher said, "I give up. What is it?"
The boy replied, "A puppy!"
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Answers: On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher.
The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet I know what it is - it's some flowers!"
"That's right!" shouted the little boy.
Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift.
She held it up, shook it and said. "I bet I know what it is - it's a box of candy!"
"That's right!" shouted the little girl.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy answered.
The teacher touched another drop to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy answered.
Finally, the teacher said, "I give up. What is it?"
The boy replied, "A puppy!"
GIMME A STAR!! if you liked this joke..oh btw you can add me to your contacts if you like..i post jokes everyday..
lol, wow. thats hilarious! i like it.
heehee lol
he he he
eeeeewwwww. funny now that I imagine it. again eeeeeewwww.
Hahaha, funny, thanks.
lol!
hahahahaha.
that made me laugh.
thanks.
Funny! 100!
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! it great
very good is the name of the joke, alcoholic teacher
lol
eww :)
starred my friend okay brill
ew and hahaha 2damaxx
lmao
hahaha i get it took me a while but i got it lol very cute :D