A goat joke anyone?!


Question: Two men were walking through the woods and came upon a big, black, deep hole. One man picked up a rock and tossed it into the hole and stood listening for the rock to hit bottom. Nothing.
He turned to the other guy and said "that must be a deep hole...let's throw a bigger rock in there and listen for it to hit bottom."
The men found a bigger rock and both picked it up and lugged it to the hole and dropped it in. They listened for some time and....nothing.
Again, they agreed that this must be one deep hole and maybe they should throw something even bigger into it.
One man spotted a big log nearby. They picked it up, grunting and groaning, and threw it to the hole, listening intently......nothing.
All of a sudden, a goat came flying out of the woods, running like the wind, and flew past the men and jumped straight into the hole. The men were astounded.

They walked on through the woods, and a little later met an old farmer who asked the men if they had seen a goat. One man told the farmer of the incredible incident they had just witnessed...they had just seen this goat fly out of the woods, and run and leap into the big hole. He asked the farmer if this could have been his goat.

The old farmer said "Naw, that can't be my goat...he was chained to a big log."


Answers: Two men were walking through the woods and came upon a big, black, deep hole. One man picked up a rock and tossed it into the hole and stood listening for the rock to hit bottom. Nothing.
He turned to the other guy and said "that must be a deep hole...let's throw a bigger rock in there and listen for it to hit bottom."
The men found a bigger rock and both picked it up and lugged it to the hole and dropped it in. They listened for some time and....nothing.
Again, they agreed that this must be one deep hole and maybe they should throw something even bigger into it.
One man spotted a big log nearby. They picked it up, grunting and groaning, and threw it to the hole, listening intently......nothing.
All of a sudden, a goat came flying out of the woods, running like the wind, and flew past the men and jumped straight into the hole. The men were astounded.

They walked on through the woods, and a little later met an old farmer who asked the men if they had seen a goat. One man told the farmer of the incredible incident they had just witnessed...they had just seen this goat fly out of the woods, and run and leap into the big hole. He asked the farmer if this could have been his goat.

The old farmer said "Naw, that can't be my goat...he was chained to a big log."

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awww that was funny hope the goat was okay.....
Here's a Star for the laugh....

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Hahaha! LOL! oh that poor goat! I'll tell you a joke now:

Two men, who are the slightest bit dumb, move to the country. they decide that they need to buy some cows for milk, because they are on a farm anyway. so they get two cows.

The two men, who are called Paul and George, decide to call the two cows after themselves. Paul says "That one can be called Paula and that one can be called Georgia!"

The next day they go out to see the cows. "Oh dear!" says George "Which one is Georgia?". The two men spend hours trying to find out how to tell them apart. Jimmy says, "I've had enough of this! I going to bed! Goodnight!" so George stays up all night trying to figure out how to tell them apart.

In the morning, George goes to Jimmy "I found it!!! I've found it!!!" He cries running into the breakfast room."Oh really!" says Jimmy "What is their differance?" and here is what George said:

"I saw that the Black one is two centimetres taller than the White one!"

Hehe! enjoy, cya

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