Why does this joke not make you laugh?!


Question: What a woman says...

This place is a mess! C'mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and
You'll have no clothes to wear if we
don't do laundry right now!

What a man hears...

blah blah blah blah blah C'MON!
YOU AND I blah blah blah blah!
blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah
blah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah RIGHT NOW!


Answers: What a woman says...

This place is a mess! C'mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and
You'll have no clothes to wear if we
don't do laundry right now!

What a man hears...

blah blah blah blah blah C'MON!
YOU AND I blah blah blah blah!
blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah
blah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah RIGHT NOW!

This is a joke I have heard before many times, so I didn't like it.
I have another joke for you.

The supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts. I intended to stock up. At the store, however, I was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so I complained to the butcher lady.

"Don't worry," she said, "I'll pack some more trays and have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping."

Several aisles later, I heard the lady butcher's voice boom over the public-address system: "Will the gentleman who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."

It doesn't make me laugh because it is not funny and it is sexist. Change it.

well it kinda makes me laugh but its kinda imature.

The punchline is comin' atcha like a freight-train.

Probably because I am a woman, although my husband did not laugh either. He did however say"ain't that the truth?"

i bet he gets undressed then the wife slaps him
lol

about right

its stupid....but the guy who commented before mine...that joke is funny

ye sorry but that person 2 places above really made me laugh



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