What is a good joke or riddle for any age?!


Question: in the 1800's there was a robber. The king caught him and was going to kill him, but he was in a good mood that day. So he said
"Tomorrow morning I'm going to put a black marble and a blue marble in a box with a small hole on the top. You are going to pull one and only one marble out. If it's the blue one I'll set you free, but if you chose the black you die."
So the next morning everything was set up and the robber was about to chose a marble when he saw inside the box. He noticed there were two marbles, but they were both black! The robber ended up surviving. How?



Answer:He picked out a marble and without showing it to anyone, swallowed it. In order for the crowed to tell what he ate hey looked in the box and saw a black marble. They figured he must have eaten the blue one.

Hope you like it...=)


Answers: in the 1800's there was a robber. The king caught him and was going to kill him, but he was in a good mood that day. So he said
"Tomorrow morning I'm going to put a black marble and a blue marble in a box with a small hole on the top. You are going to pull one and only one marble out. If it's the blue one I'll set you free, but if you chose the black you die."
So the next morning everything was set up and the robber was about to chose a marble when he saw inside the box. He noticed there were two marbles, but they were both black! The robber ended up surviving. How?



Answer:He picked out a marble and without showing it to anyone, swallowed it. In order for the crowed to tell what he ate hey looked in the box and saw a black marble. They figured he must have eaten the blue one.

Hope you like it...=)

Not one concerning race, religion or gender. My favorite jokes are:
How can you tell there is an elephant in your bag of oreos?
Check the ingredient list!
Why did the tomatoe blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Yes I have a dorky sense of humor, but my 4 year old neice thinks I'm funny.?

Here's a riddle:
Two fathers and two sons went fishing. They came back with 3 fish and were happy that they all had caught a fish. None of the fish had been lost.

the snail says to the car dealer when hes buying a car if he can paint giant s's on both of his doors the dealer says why the snail says so when i drive people say hey look at that s car go (escargo)

A man has a tiger, a goat, and grass. He has to transport them across a river. His boat has room only for him and one animal. If he leaves the tiger alone with the goat, it will eat the goat, and if he leaves the goat alone with the grass, the goat will eat it. How does he get all of them across (remember, not all at once).

Here is a good riddle that i learned from my coach.

A cowboy named Bobby went to town on Friday and left on Friday. But, he only stayed in the town for three days. How is that possible?
The answer is: That Friday is Bobby's horse. So Bobby rode to town on his horse and three days later, he left on his horse, Friday.

1.As a little boy climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"

The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped, "Didn't you get my E-mail?"

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

***

DEAR DESPERATE,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) Also do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,
Tech Support

A pirate walks into a bar and he's got a steering wheel sticking out of the fly of his pants. The bartender hollers over to him "Hey, Mr. Pirate, did you know you have a STEERING WHEEL sticking out of your pants?
The pirate says "AAAARRRRRRRRR...." It's driving
me nuts.



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