Wieghtloss program? (funny)?!
Question: A guy calls a company and orders his 5-day, 10 lb.weight loss program. The
next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a
voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running
shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The
sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing
and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four
days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is
delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day
there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful,
sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok
running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads,
Answers: A guy calls a company and orders his 5-day, 10 lb.weight loss program. The
next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a
voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running
shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The
sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing
and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four
days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is
delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day
there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful,
sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok
running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads,
thats amazing...and totally kicked the last joke i read's a** :)
haahahahahahahahahaha
funny stuff.
That's pretty good!
Lol. =)
hahahahahahahaha