Tell me a puzzling joke.?!


Question: The best joke gets best answer.
i like them pointless;


Answers: The best joke gets best answer.
i like them pointless;

What's the difference between a ballerina and a fat man?


Tuesday.

what kind of pants does mario wear





denim.denim.denim

What grows as you feed it but dies as it drinks?




fire

your rude...

What did the impotent guy say to his girl after a failed evening?
"No hard feelings."

What is it when you hear "Emma comes first, then I come, two asses... they come together, then I come again, two asses they come once-a-more, then I come and pee twice, then I come last..."

Well, dont be green minded, its just one Southerner explaining how to spell MISSISSIPPI

How do you get off a non stop flight

A pirate walks into a bar and he's got a steering wheel sticking out of the fly of his pants. The bartender hollers over to him "Hey, Mr. Pirate, did you know you have a STEERING WHEEL sticking out of your pants?
The pirate says "AAAARRRRRRRRR...." It's driving
me nuts.



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