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Question: The rules are simple! just leave an answer of anything you'd like. the object of the game is to get the most votes.
vote yes or no to anybodys answer
the person with the most YES votes win!!!
The person with the most NO votes looses!!!
remember you can say anything you'd like
try hard to get the most votes
have fun! :)
Answers: The rules are simple! just leave an answer of anything you'd like. the object of the game is to get the most votes.
vote yes or no to anybodys answer
the person with the most YES votes win!!!
The person with the most NO votes looses!!!
remember you can say anything you'd like
try hard to get the most votes
have fun! :)
I want summer back!!!
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Start playing Calvin ball; see how many people you can get to join in.
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to deuls with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially down thin narrow aisles.
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.
11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volume up to 10!
12. Play with the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrasment.
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear,"Who BUYS this crap anyway?"
15. Repeat number 14 in the jewelry department.
16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a test drive.
17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about 5 feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
19. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner, look mesmorized and say, "Wow,Magic!"20. Put M&M's on layaway.
21. Move "Caution: Wet FLoor" signs to carpeted areas.
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows form bed and bath.
23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.
24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Puopon.
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying , "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin- -to the Batcave!"
26. TP as much of the store as possible.
27. Randomly throw things into the neighboring aisles.
28. Play with the calculators so that they spell "hello" upside down.
29. When some one asks you if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"
31. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hire employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joe vs. the X-Men.
33. Take bets on the battle described above.
34. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. 36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible"38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
42. Two words: "Marco Polo."
43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
44. "Re-alphebetize" the CD's in electronics.
45. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.
46. When some one steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it wiithout saying a word.
47. Relax in the pation furniture until you get kicked out.
48. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream,"No,no! It's those voices again!"
49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
50. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
BLONDE JOKES
How did the blonde die drinking milk?
The cow stepped on her.
What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
Frosted Flakes!
What is it when a blonde blows into anotherblondes ear?
Data transfer.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"I wonder if it's mine?"
How do you confuse a blonde?
Give her a package of M&M's and tell her to put them in alphabetical order.
Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children?
Because she read that one child out of every four born, was Chinese.
Why did the blonde lose her job as an elevator operator?
She couldn't learn the route.
Why did the blonde drive around the block fifty-seven times?
Her turn signal was stuck.
Why did the blonde ask her friends to save their burned-out light bulbs?
She needed them for the darkroom she was building.
Why are the Japanese so smart?
No blondes.
wait........what?
unicorns like potatoes!
I lost 5 pounds!
can i post a joke??
"wut did the elephant say to the nakd man??
how do u breathe through that thing???"
Howled at 50 things for Wal Mart.
Never knew there could be 50.
Though...
It is kinda long!
Gave you a vote, hope I cliked on the right place. Which is good, left or right side?
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't!!!
Okay, hey I'm Ashlie and I luv to have fun!!!
Get the party started, baby!!!!!!!!
Here, this is for RANDOM people:
“Elmo and Big Bird are hanging out in the alley smoking a joint. They meet Bert at the corner who just jacked 15 grams of coke off the Cookie Monster. If Bert sells that **** at 400 a gram to Barney then how much will Bert make after he pays for three hoes and his rent?”
"Right after running four red lights and hitting some dude’s mailbox, Mr. Rogers decided he was hungry. If he orders twelve cheeseburgers from Wendy’s and doesn’t feel like paying; then how many bullets will he use shooting the cashier, how many gallons of gas will he burn running from the cops, and how many years will he get in prison when caught?"
What do you call a cow with a twitch????!
..........................beef jerky!!!!!!
HAHA! just vote for me you know it's funny! lol
this hillbilly is ******* his sister, in the middle of it she starts to laugh, when the brother ask whats funny, she says, you **** like dad, at that point the brother said, i know mom told me.
eat the food, THE FOOD!!
Wisht I'd seen this earlier! I know I ain't going to win, but this is a really cool idea you have here.
So here's my thought for the day:
Since a lot of people feel like if they could go back in time, they'd change their degree/career choice, what's stopping them now?
no, its not a good sign if it catches on fire like that
i want to have the super power to have any kind of power i want so i could do anything.
yes its normal but on the other hand its 50-50
Honestly I think you should try the trainers for a week see if his pants are any drier, if not just stick with whatever you're using now!!
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Yes it is fine. you could have one from a hundred years ago and it will be accepted.
yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss... yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss... Is this it Now can I get points.
Am I the only one who finds peeing a boring thing to have to do?