Kids what would we do without them?!


Question: I know I did this before just doing it for kicks again.
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you have to look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. "I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."
BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?"
SUSAN(age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough."


Answers: I know I did this before just doing it for kicks again.
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you have to look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. "I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."
BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?"
SUSAN(age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough."

sooo CUTE!

True: I brought my new baby girl home from the hospital and my son age 3 told us to give her back to the Doctor and get a new one. He wanted a boy!

lol
that waz funny!!
:D

ok? not funny.

Awh, those were cute [:

kids are so sweet

lol very cute and funny questions a child would say haha pls put more thx

Those all were VERY CUTE!

omg. how funny. u should put more up. =D

Funny! Ah, kids...

When I was teaching swimming classes, a particular father's day I had the kids draw pictures of their father's favorite thing. One little girl came up to me and asked.
"Can I draw my mommy? My daddy really likes her"

About 5 years ago for Christmas, I was visiting my sister when my nephew very timidly came up to me and said "Uncle Andy, I want you to see that I found happiness in this book"
it turned out the book was the dictionary and he was telling me how proud he was to be able to look that up for a letter he was writing to me.

A year later, my sister opened a bed and breakfast in Montana and I again visited, taking my younger brother with me. We stayed at my sister's place and she proudly announced that my little brother would be staying in the "Mountain View Room" to which my niece, in a voice matching her mother's pride, stated that I would be sleeping in the storage room.



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