Bad things to hear on an Aeroplane?!
Question: Just for fun... Tell me your ideas.
I have one:
- A Drunk Captain on the tannoy
Or some from comedians I've heard:
- "Thats the first time I've seen a cloud with a Ski Lift on it"
(Frankie Boyle)
- "Hold on! I've just entered us in the Red Bull Challenge!"
(Andy Parsons)
- "Punch It Chewie!" Chewbacca: "Aaarrrrrrrrgggghhhh"
(Russell Howard)
Answers: Just for fun... Tell me your ideas.
I have one:
- A Drunk Captain on the tannoy
Or some from comedians I've heard:
- "Thats the first time I've seen a cloud with a Ski Lift on it"
(Frankie Boyle)
- "Hold on! I've just entered us in the Red Bull Challenge!"
(Andy Parsons)
- "Punch It Chewie!" Chewbacca: "Aaarrrrrrrrgggghhhh"
(Russell Howard)
Some ideas I came up with on the spot.
Captain:
"So was I supposed to turn LEFT after we took off?? #$%@"
"What does thiiiiiiis button dooooo????? (BANG)"
"JIHAAAAAAAD"
(drunk) "IS MILK A VEGETABLE????"
"What do you mean 'leaking'?"
"It's hot. I'll just open the window..."
A voice from the bathroom:
"It rubs the lotion on the skin."
"Put the fuse in the other end..."
A flight attendant:
"Would you step off the plane for a moment so we can discuss your behavior?"
"We have salad, tofu, or mystery meat..."(a silouhett of a passanger being stabbed can be seen through the curtain up front)
Ok what idiot forgot to refill the fuel.
the toilet is out of order
What i thought you were a pilot. Im not!
Or
Uh oh
Snakes!
I....just saw....a Gremlin.
"This is the captain speaking, we are currently at 15,000 feet and...............ooh look at all the tiny innie weenie houses"
"Welcome aboard this British Airways flight".
if you are listening to the radio and they play IF TOMORROW NEVER COMES.
"Oh wow, it feels like I'm flying man!"
this is the captain speaking...for some reason the sky is below us..
It's OK, I slept at a Holiday Inn last night.
what ever you do dont look down.,
im sure ive forgotan sommut, KEVIN!!!!!!!!,
oops i put kangaroo juice in instead off petrol,
im gonna throw up,
did you hear bout that plane last week?, went into orbit
the captain mistakenly hits the mic button and all you hear is
"oh that's not good, why does it keep flashing and beeping? dude wake up and help me fly this ...." no response "Rob? Oh ****! Oh NO! Oh GOD! Why?" then sobs, then turbulence.
"Please mind the gap between the sky and the ground!"
'err captain,wheres the wing?'
"We're sotry, we can't come to intercom right now...."
I have one:
- A Drunk Captain on the tannoy
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