Does anyone know how this joke goes?!
Question: I heard this joke years ago and try to re-tell it but I dont know it exactly. It goes something like this: A guy sits down at a bar with a large jar of money on the bar. He asks the bartender about it and the bartender says that if you can make the horse in back laugh than you get the jar of money. Something like that. Help me out please because I am pretty sure that this is a good one.
Answers: I heard this joke years ago and try to re-tell it but I dont know it exactly. It goes something like this: A guy sits down at a bar with a large jar of money on the bar. He asks the bartender about it and the bartender says that if you can make the horse in back laugh than you get the jar of money. Something like that. Help me out please because I am pretty sure that this is a good one.
So then the man walks over to the horse and whispers in his ear. The horse starts laughing uncontrollably. The man then walks over finished his drink and takes the money. the next night the man returns and now there a new jar and the bar tender says, thanks now I can get my D!@n horse to shut up so now I am trying to see who can make him cry. The man walks over to the horse and pulls him into the bathroom, 15 seconds later they both walk out and the horse is crying. The man goes up to the bar, the bartender asks how in the heck did you make him laugh and cry. The guy said well I made him laugh by telling him my C@#k was bigger than his! Ok how about crying? i showed it to him!
It involves a roll of quarters and the horses a$$.
whispers in his ear wins money comes back barkeep says same again so guy does same again barkeep asks wot he sed , first nite i sed i had a bigger nob than u , and now ive just shown him
or sumat like that
http://www.lifeisajoke.com/alcohol47_htm...
its on this website...there is a little noise when you click on it so keep your speakers low but it is there
The guy says that he can make the horse laugh, so he goes and whispers in the horses ear. The horse starts cracking up...whinnying and lughing until tears stream out of his eyes. The guy comes back to collect the money and the bartender says that he'll double the money if he can make the horse cry. The guy says "no problem" and he goes back to the horse and does something that the bartender can't really make out. The horse starts balling his eyes out. The guy comes back to collect and the bartender gives him the money. He asks the guy how he did it. The guy says that first he told the horse that he had a bigger d___ than him and then he showed him.
A guy sits down at a bar with a large jar of money on the bar. He asks the bartender about it and the bartender says that if you can make the horse in back laugh than you get the jar of money.so the guy goes to the horse and all of a sudden the horse is pissing itself laughing the bartender then asks the guy howd u make it laugh? the guy goes 'oh i told it the my penis was bigger than its'
a couple of weeks later the guy comes back into the bar and finds another jar loaded with 50$ notes he then asked the bartender whats this jar for
the bartender then says'ever since you msde that horse laugh it hasnt stopped laughing so now whoever can make the horse cry takes the money.
so the guy goes into the stable and comes out all of a sudden the horse is crying like a baby.
the bartender asks the guy howd u make it cry
the guy'oh nufin i just proved that my penis is bigger than its.
hope this helps
Sohe goes in the back and in no time the horse starts to laugh. He sits down and claims the money. Hey you guy, that horse never laughed in years how'd ya do it? Thats nothing, says yer man, for double I'll make him cry. ......... Your on........ In the back he goes and sure enough........... How ya do it?...........I TOLD HIM I HAD A BIGGER COCK.!!! He laughed.How he cry?........... I SHOWED HIM!!!!!!!!!!!