Clean & innocent apple cider joke..?!


Question: Two little girls are playing with a ball in the garden. The ball rolls under a nearby bush so Little Susie crawls under to get it out. Unfortunately it's a thorn bush, so she gets a rose thorn stuck in her finger.

Crying, she runs indoors shouting "Mommy, Mommy, I've got a thorn in my finger! Get some apple juice!"

Mum says: "But why do you want apple juice? Wouldn't a bandage be nicer?"

Susie says : "Well, I was playing with Rosie, and her big sister says that whenever she gets a prick in her hand she puts it in cider."


Answers: Two little girls are playing with a ball in the garden. The ball rolls under a nearby bush so Little Susie crawls under to get it out. Unfortunately it's a thorn bush, so she gets a rose thorn stuck in her finger.

Crying, she runs indoors shouting "Mommy, Mommy, I've got a thorn in my finger! Get some apple juice!"

Mum says: "But why do you want apple juice? Wouldn't a bandage be nicer?"

Susie says : "Well, I was playing with Rosie, and her big sister says that whenever she gets a prick in her hand she puts it in cider."

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ha ha ha ha cute!
thanks for the laugh!

ok took me awhile to get that. but didn't laugh anyway. haha

oops

Good one.

Lol

Funny! 100!

Nice one ha ha ha ,,,,

i dont get it please explain



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