Funny ways to get kicked out of school?!
Question: well tell me I hate school first one that I can do will get the best answer.
Ps thanks my brothers and sisters
Answers: well tell me I hate school first one that I can do will get the best answer.
Ps thanks my brothers and sisters
You can tell your teacher hey didn't I see you in the bible giving out food at the last supper. You can kick the principal in the balls and say its a new way that the kids say hi. You can hot wire the principals car and take it for a spin.
I want you kids to know stay in school and knowing is half the battle.
i hate school
sexual harrasment, vandalizing the school, sexual harrasment of teachers... lol disgusting.
Sh!t on top of the desk
I knew someone who got kicked out of school for a "Fag of the Week" contest he set up. Guranteed do it enough you'll get expelled.
jerk off in the teachers desk
1.**** your teacher
2. go to school naked
3.smoke pot( during school)and get caught
4. have sex during lunck time around everyone
5. bring a weapon to school
:)hope it helps lol
Only speak and write gibberish, no matter what. Act like you think you're being completely normal, and it's everyone else who has the problem because they can't understand you.
Have sex with the principals wife .
yell "CHOCOLATE GIVES ME ORGASMS" in the biggest hallway and then run around and yell it in every classroom!!
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Edit; No joke, a kid wrote that on his shirt in big latters and got expelled, hahaha so the next week everyone wrote "Chocolate Gives me pleasure" on there shirts haha it was funny
play an annoying prank on ur principal
use saran wrap on all the urinals
As a future teacher I beg you not to do anything to them! Best way to get kicked out is not to go. It's a win-win.... well depending on your age. If you're 16 just don't show up any more.
What would you do besides school? Most everyone in my family dropped out and I can tell you... two of my brothers (over 30) are still living at home.
If you don't want to go any more then just stop going. It seems the easiest way to not be there.
a friend of mine broke into the school chappel, stole the communion wine and was busted when they found him passed out on the alter.
My friend Arty (RIP Buddy) got expelled for doing this about 20yrs ago in JH.
1) He put dye food coloring in the sprinkler water system
2) He made sure the principles boss the superintendent was coming that day
3) He pulled the fire alarm and the water went on during the inspection
4) He made sure to call a local radio station about a local disaster (the color was red & blue mixed)
5) It was supposed to be a prank but his kid sister told his mom what he did
it took him 10 gallons to do it. I don't know how he even got that stuff on campus.
He got a ged and became a chemical explosive x-pert.
Died in Afganastan 2yrs ago.
Show up to school with those pull apart pants with nothing under them and walk by anything that will snag it... when it coems apart, don't notice and keep walking... someone will complain.. it really isnt your fault but indecent exposure for sure...
That or fall asleep everywhere and when they tell you to go to class and try to wake you up, be all like... where am i? how did i get here?