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Question: An obese guy is tired being ignored by the girls he previously courted. To solve the problem once and for all, he goes to a gym. The gym offers two programs, A and B. Not bothering to ask he takes program A. He is immediately taken to a private room. Inside, there is a naked woman with a sign, "If you catch me you can f*ck me" hanging on her neck. Excited he starts to chase the girl. In a week of chasing the girl, he loses 20 lbs. Amazed at the novelty of the gym's methods, and eager to lose more weight, he enrolls in Program B. He is then led again to a room, but this time, no naked girl inside. "Where is she!" the man demands. A gorilla is ushered into the room with a sign on its neck: "I will f*ck you when I catch you."
Answers: An obese guy is tired being ignored by the girls he previously courted. To solve the problem once and for all, he goes to a gym. The gym offers two programs, A and B. Not bothering to ask he takes program A. He is immediately taken to a private room. Inside, there is a naked woman with a sign, "If you catch me you can f*ck me" hanging on her neck. Excited he starts to chase the girl. In a week of chasing the girl, he loses 20 lbs. Amazed at the novelty of the gym's methods, and eager to lose more weight, he enrolls in Program B. He is then led again to a room, but this time, no naked girl inside. "Where is she!" the man demands. A gorilla is ushered into the room with a sign on its neck: "I will f*ck you when I catch you."
LMAO!! XD
Wow, that was fast! Hahaha...
No, thanks to you... =) Report It
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