Is this the best blond joke you've ever heard?!
Question: A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and visa-versa." Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $50!" figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the match. This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
Answers: A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and visa-versa." Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $50!" figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the match. This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
ha ha ha that`s ace,,,big LOL
ROFL!!!!!!
Heard it. Not the funniest.
Strange i heard the exact same joke but with a scientist and a farmer on a subway train...
LMAO!
didn't even read the whole thing, read the 1st few words and knew what it was lol :-) such a good joke thogh!!!!!!
lol XXD
Lol I've heard this one before but its still funny
ha ha thats funny!!!!!
u got that off.....that was a great one!!!
That is the best blond joke i ever heard.
I don't think it's the best blond joke, but it's very funny LOL
not funny, here is a better one. a really good one!
There were 3 blonds on a deserted island. They find a mystical lamp and were granted three wishes--one a piece. So the first blond says "I wish i could have a raft to get off this island" So the genie gives her a raft and the blond departs. The second blond says "Genie, i wish i was a strong swimmer, i could catch up to her raft and go with her" So the genie made her a strong swimmer and she caught up to the raft with the other blond. The final blond says "Genie, i wish i was smart enough to get off this island" Poof! She turns into a man and takes the bridge off the island.
three blondes are being interviewed for a job. the first one goes into a room where a man tells her that he is going to hold up a picture of a man's profile. he will hold it up for a brief amont of time, after which he will ask her what she first noticed about the profile.
so the first blonde says "well, he only had one eye"
the man sends her away.
the second blonde gets the same instructions and says
"well he only had one nosril"
again, the man sent her away.
the last blonde gets again the same instructions as the previous two and surprises the man by saying
"he's wearing contacts"
the man was amazed. "how can you tell?" he said, already knowing that the man in the picture indeed has contacts.
and she says,
"well, of course he has to be wearing contacts, he cant be wearing glasses."
"why?"
"he only has one ear."
hahaha lol get it?
that was realliiiiii funniii