Jokes read?!
Question: 1)Ek din mumy ne papada bana rahi thi,
Bacha aa ke pucha, mama kya kar rahi ho,
mammy bole papa ke picture bana rahi hoo lekan nahi ban rahi hai,
son : mama dont worry tell it that aunty she will draw it, bcz dad will spend more time with that aunty than u
2)What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant.
3)Difference: It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
4)2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
5)Son : Dad have u ever been to Egypt.
Dad : No,well why u askd...?
Son : Then where did u get Mummy then...?
Answers: 1)Ek din mumy ne papada bana rahi thi,
Bacha aa ke pucha, mama kya kar rahi ho,
mammy bole papa ke picture bana rahi hoo lekan nahi ban rahi hai,
son : mama dont worry tell it that aunty she will draw it, bcz dad will spend more time with that aunty than u
2)What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant.
3)Difference: It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
4)2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
5)Son : Dad have u ever been to Egypt.
Dad : No,well why u askd...?
Son : Then where did u get Mummy then...?
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1)ek teacher ek bache ko bolti hai bhais wo bacha gar jake apni mummy se puchta hai bhais matlab mummy use bolti bed dusre din teacher ushi bache ko bolti hai kute to wo bacha gar jake apni mummy se puchta hai kute matlab mummy use bolti dud tisre din teacher ushi bache ko bolti hai badmash to wo gar jake apni mummy se puchta hai badmash matlab mummy use bolti hai hand aur face dho ke ana rath hojati hai mummy hand aur face dhone jati hai aur uske papa sone jate hai wo bacha papa ko bolta hai papa ap bhaise par letie main apke lie dud le kar ata hoo aur mummy badmash ho kar ati ha.
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sajjad pathan.
Kumar,
Sabhi Jokes shaandaar hain, thanx, & keep it up.
ha,ha,ha,ha,kya joke mare,maaza aagaya!!!!!!!!
LOL!!
haha!! itni ache jokes thi!! good job
stress-tension-panic is really very good.
sabhi ache te yaar aur bhejo
xcellent .sare jokes ek se bad kar ek.keep it up
I like the Stress panic and tension joke....