Yet another one for ya!?!
Question: A girl called jess keeps falling asleep in class
one day the teacher comes up 2 her and goes
JESSICA, TELL ME WHO DIED ON THE CROSS
jess is sleepin so a boy pokes her in the back with a pencil...
in shock she jumps and goes JESUS CHRIST!
CORRECT!
a min later jess falls asleep again and the teacher comes over and goes... JESSICA, TELL ME WHO CREATED THE WORLD
she doesnt reply so the boy pokes her in the back with a pencil again
Jess once again jumps in fright and goes GOD ALMIGHTY
CORRECT!!!
jess falls asleep again yet the teacher comes over and says
JESSICA WAT DID EVE SAY 2 ADAM AFTER THEIR 29TH CHILD?!
Jess is sleeping so the boy pokes her again
she is so annoyed that she stands up and says
IF U POKE THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME IM GONNA RIP IT OFF YA!!
Answers: A girl called jess keeps falling asleep in class
one day the teacher comes up 2 her and goes
JESSICA, TELL ME WHO DIED ON THE CROSS
jess is sleepin so a boy pokes her in the back with a pencil...
in shock she jumps and goes JESUS CHRIST!
CORRECT!
a min later jess falls asleep again and the teacher comes over and goes... JESSICA, TELL ME WHO CREATED THE WORLD
she doesnt reply so the boy pokes her in the back with a pencil again
Jess once again jumps in fright and goes GOD ALMIGHTY
CORRECT!!!
jess falls asleep again yet the teacher comes over and says
JESSICA WAT DID EVE SAY 2 ADAM AFTER THEIR 29TH CHILD?!
Jess is sleeping so the boy pokes her again
she is so annoyed that she stands up and says
IF U POKE THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME IM GONNA RIP IT OFF YA!!
Lol! Good one! That has put me out of my bad mood!
hahha nice
Funny! 100!
that is kidda funny
nice..
LOL...That's a good one, thanks for the laugh!!!
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i love it
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lol thats funny
omg that is an hilarous joke
ha ha ha ha ha.. its funny cause i can actually imagine something like that happening.!
omg that is sooo funny i am going to tell all my friends that is hilarios
your wicked funny
lol
:D
LOL!! star for you!!! made me laugh!!
brilliant
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nice one big laughs thanks for sharing
Heard this one before, but still hillarious!
i like this one. here is a star for you.
funny
Ha ha ha v good,,,
Good one.
Hahahahaha!!!!
hahahaha....very funny.
Good one thanks. lol
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh