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Question: a virgin boy and his virgin girl make plans to have dinner one night. the boy goes to a pharmacy to buy condoms, but he wants to learn as much as he possibly can about them. he talks to a pharmacist for about an hour and finally decides to buy the extra large box of condoms because he thinks he will be very busy, this being his first time and all. when he gets to the girl's house, he is introduced to her parents at dinner. he then offers to say grace. after 10 minutes, his head is still down. after 20 minutes, his head is still down. finally, after 30 minutes, the girl leans over and whispers "i had no idea you were so religious!" the boy replies "i had no idea your dad was a pharmacist!"
LMAO! Star if you like. =P
Answers: a virgin boy and his virgin girl make plans to have dinner one night. the boy goes to a pharmacy to buy condoms, but he wants to learn as much as he possibly can about them. he talks to a pharmacist for about an hour and finally decides to buy the extra large box of condoms because he thinks he will be very busy, this being his first time and all. when he gets to the girl's house, he is introduced to her parents at dinner. he then offers to say grace. after 10 minutes, his head is still down. after 20 minutes, his head is still down. finally, after 30 minutes, the girl leans over and whispers "i had no idea you were so religious!" the boy replies "i had no idea your dad was a pharmacist!"
LMAO! Star if you like. =P
oh i hadnt heard it!!! it was very unexepected the ending!!!
very nice have a star!! =D
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LMAO!!! heard it b4 but it a classic!
i already read this joke but LOL.... the ending was unexpected.....LOL.....
u get two starts..↓
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I've heard this before.
I have heard it before and it is still funny!! I wonder if the 'lil fella ever got him any.
lol heard it b4 but its still funny
LMAO. yes im sure alot of us have heard this joke b4
but it makes me laugh still =]]
hahahaha!!!
excellent lol
thanks for the laugh.