God said to Adam, " I've got good news and some bad news. Which one do !
Question: Adam answered, "give me the good news first."
God said, " Adam I am going to give 2 very important gifts. The first is a big brain which will make you master of all living things. With this brain you will explore the sky and even the depths of the seas.You will make computers and machines to work for you so that you can live a life of luxury. I will also give you a dick with which you will make Eve very happy and be a father of many generations.
" What then is the bad news?" asked Adam.
God replied, "I am sorry Adam,am going to give you just enough blood to run these two gifts only one at a time and not simultaneously. When one is working the other will not function"
This explains why men cannot think straight when they have an erection. The condition is even worse with those men with 10 footers. Is you husband a 10 footer? Check it out. Know when to ask for that new car from him.
Answers: Adam answered, "give me the good news first."
God said, " Adam I am going to give 2 very important gifts. The first is a big brain which will make you master of all living things. With this brain you will explore the sky and even the depths of the seas.You will make computers and machines to work for you so that you can live a life of luxury. I will also give you a dick with which you will make Eve very happy and be a father of many generations.
" What then is the bad news?" asked Adam.
God replied, "I am sorry Adam,am going to give you just enough blood to run these two gifts only one at a time and not simultaneously. When one is working the other will not function"
This explains why men cannot think straight when they have an erection. The condition is even worse with those men with 10 footers. Is you husband a 10 footer? Check it out. Know when to ask for that new car from him.
HA!!! Now i know when to ask 4 that brilliant diamond necklace..thanks for the tips..hahaha...heeheeheehee
good impressive
eve will tell you
That is very good thanks
Not funny, as relating to a 10 footer made it unreal. A 10 incher might have done it for me.
Ten footer? I don't understand.
why would you want to know other peoples husbands penis sizes are???!
Brilliant stuff. Worth a star. Thanks
i've got a fire hose..want too see it..?
That's a good one, but 10 footer is a really absurd, only horses and elephants have those. God has given them smaller brain but a bigger dick to enjoy the most...
ha ha ha
Excellent!!
Made my day!! *
hahaha
10/10
hahahaha!!!
excellent lol
thanks for the laugh.
LMAO...........LOL.hahahah. very funny.worth a star.
Without doubt the best joke for some time. As for the 10 footer...in your dreams....
Loved it ha ha ha ,,,,,