Any body know random comments that are funny?!
Question: Only reason i ask is tryin to be funny lol
Answers: Only reason i ask is tryin to be funny lol
a woman is on a beach. she has no arms and no leges. and she's crying
a man walks up to her and says "why are you crying?" she says "i've never been hugged before". he hugs her and leaves
he comes back later and says "why are you still crying?" she says "i've never been kissed before." he kisses her and leaves.
he comes back again and says"why are you still cyring?" she says "i've never been screwed before."
he picks her up and throws her into the ocean
"there. now you're screwed."
death.It isnt funny,or random, it is just a comment.
well i don't get the question but ok... me and my sis and a friend were at marine world and we saw a fish that looked like dory from finding nemo so i was like
" dory is so blonde" (no offence to blondes) and my sis was like (being serious) "dory's not blonde.. she's blue"
it was hilarious at the time
yeah, say Doh! after everything.
Try "Naat" like Borat. Yeah, just imitate Homer and Borat-they the kings!
Boogers have no Calories.
squizelweenie =D