The Phone Call ...?!
Question: "Hello?" "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."
"Oh yes I do and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."
(Brief Pause)
"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."
"Okay Daddy, just a minute."
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it Daddy."
"And what happened honey?" he asked.
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
"Oh my God!!! And what about your Uncle Paul?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was scared too and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."
***Long Pause***
Then Daddy said, "Swimming pool???
Is this 486-5731?"
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Answers: "Hello?" "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."
"Oh yes I do and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."
(Brief Pause)
"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."
"Okay Daddy, just a minute."
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it Daddy."
"And what happened honey?" he asked.
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
"Oh my God!!! And what about your Uncle Paul?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was scared too and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."
***Long Pause***
Then Daddy said, "Swimming pool???
Is this 486-5731?"
=)
HAhahahahahaa Thanks, that was a good one and worthy of a star plus a chocolate chip cookie.
That's terrible lol guess that's a consequence of having an affair with your child still home lmao..
lmao!! good one!!
Haha..
lol good one
hahahahahahahah, very good
omg how sad...
Ahh man, that one was a funny tragedy!
funny i got that one in a email
ha ha ha ha ha
very funny have a star
um.... how did you know my phone number?
good one
that sucks. a really funny tragedy lol.
Funny! 100!
phanindrakumar
hahhahhah that is greattt thank you for that.
There is a lesson in this.....
LOL
Thank you...
Peace.
Love it. How did it get past the censors?
Hahahahaha. That's hilarious.I wasn't expecting that.