Funny "screwed joke" ...star if u like?!
Question: a woman is on a beach. she has no arms and no leges. and she's crying
a man walks up to her and says "why are you crying?" she says "i've never been hugged before". he hugs her and leaves
he comes back later and says "why are you still crying?" she says "i've never been kissed before." he kisses her and leaves.
he comes back again and says"why are you still cyring?" she says "i've never been screwed before."
he picks her up and throws her into the ocean
"there. now you're screwed."
Answers: a woman is on a beach. she has no arms and no leges. and she's crying
a man walks up to her and says "why are you crying?" she says "i've never been hugged before". he hugs her and leaves
he comes back later and says "why are you still crying?" she says "i've never been kissed before." he kisses her and leaves.
he comes back again and says"why are you still cyring?" she says "i've never been screwed before."
he picks her up and throws her into the ocean
"there. now you're screwed."
i love thisssssssss its kick buttttttt woooah
amazing hahha NICEEEEEEEEE
i like this joke alot hahahahahaha
(10 pts. request? :P)
Love it!
that was good. Star coming.....
Funny! 100!
thats messed up but funny
LMFAO!!! LOL!!!! FANTASTIC JOKE!!! * for YOU!
Pretty Good!
PUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
LOLOL
im sorry i gett easily amused that is sooo funny
hahahahaha
A pretty good joke, thanks for making me laugh