Im white some of my best friends are black, but what is the racist joke ever?!


Question: Why is life like a bowl of Jelly beans?


Nobody likes the black ones

im not racist mind you either - but, there you go.


Answers: Why is life like a bowl of Jelly beans?


Nobody likes the black ones

im not racist mind you either - but, there you go.

What`s black and looks good on a N**** ?
A doberman !

Very uncomfortable question to answer. We have all heard them, but no one wants to repeat them especially on a computer where it's in writing that we said something like that. GO to the most racist websites ever. The only racist jokes I know I heard in school from a guy who said it to someone else, and everyone asked where he was and he ended up getting his a$$ beat....to affraid to go to school....be careful body even if you have black friends.

i hate racist jokes

sorry for saying thiss (even though i dont rele get the joke):

what do you call a bunch of black people standing on top of a car?

the hood

I dont want to say any because black jokes are mean some of my friends at my highschool say them and i think they are so mean that i go to the princaple!

have you heard the latest Harlem high school cheer?

"fried chicken,watermelon, Cadillac car
we`re not as dumb as you think we be"

how do you stop 5 black guys from raping a white women?

toss a basketball over their heads



the teacher asked her first grade class if anyone could use the word "before" in a sentence. tyrone raised his hand and said:
" yesterday was my brothers birfday,he was 3 but now he be 4."

A black girl goes into the pharmacy and tells the clerk that she is having her first period and she needs something for it.
The clerk asks her what kind of flow she has.
The black girl looks puzzled and replies, " linoleum"


why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to get a vasectomy?

he figured since he`s going to be impotent, he wants to look "impotent."

what was the last thing that,black space shuttle astronaut, Ronald McNair said before the shuttle challenger exploded?


hmmmmm, I wonder what this button does.

well, im not racist but i am of mexican descent and ppl are racist towards my "people" so here it goes...

whats the difference between a n!gger and a bag of s hit? the bag....

like i said, i'm not racist....to me, words have no meaning unless we put meaning to them....thats y wen ppl call me a w etback (even tho i'm not) i just let it go in one ear and come out the other.

A young white boy passes by a basketball court on his way home and finds a plastic shopping bag with some cheese in it. He takes it home and tells his mom what he's found and she asks what kind of cheese is it. The boy says on the way home a black boy was chasing me yelling "That's nacho cheese"

who cares? ask a question son

Two best friends are sitting in the park talking about their love life. The black man says"I never know what to say to my girl to get her to put out. If I have money and spend it on her she just thinks I am trying to buy her love....What do white men do?"
The white guy says..."We take them flowers and write them poetry. Then they fell as if they are the most important girls in the world and give us some."
The black guy buys flowers and spends all day writing his girl friend the perfect poem that expresses exactly how he feels. That night he gives his beautiful girlfriend her flowers, takes her to a nice dinner, and gently takes her hand in his as he quotes the poetry that comes straight from his heart....
N!g@ah bI*ch
N!g@ah bi!ch
eyes bulge out like a frog
Bend on over for daddy
and let's f+$K like dogs!

For those of you who claim to NOT be racist, you were able to pull out some pretty racial jokes and not be ashamed to share them.

For the one person that said he was Mexican and words only mean something when they are given meaning, don't tell me that the racial slurs you hear about your ethnic group isn't hurtful.

Words are hurtful, and whether or not you believe words don't have power unless you give them power, they do and once something hurtful is said, no matter what you do, IT CAN NOT BE TAKEN BACK!

So here's my Racial JOKE..

How many people does it take to encourage racism in this world?

ONLY ONE, and it was probably YOU if you posted a racial joke on here.

i cant believe yahoo hasnt deleted this yet

Why do black people lean to the center of their car when driving?

They think the smell is coming from outside.

Well, I am not racist nor do I have a racist joke but all I have to say is that African Americans call white people all the time "white trash" etc. etc. But when a white person calls them the "n" word, people act like you commited a crime.

I love this...everyone starts off saying "I'm not racist, but" then they tell the most racist joke I've ever heard!! really...

That's racist, you racists!

OMG!

and um..."some of my best friends are black..." doesn't give you special permission, Michael Richards!

haha..i'm not racist either..but i have a few...


what do you call a black man on top of a church?

Holy Crap!!


how does a black lady save the world?

Having abortion..


they are horrible..but i laughed.



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