Do you think old Mrs Jones was telling the truth?!
Question: In a trial a small town prosecuting attorney called
his first witness to the
stand : a grandmother, elderly woman. He approached
her and asked, "Mrs.
Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, mar. Williams.
I've known you since
you were a young boy. And frankly, you've been a big
disappointment to me.
You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people
and talk about them
behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when
you haven't the brains
to realize you never will amount to anything more than
a two-bit paper
pusher. Yes, I know you"
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do,
he pointed across the
room and asked, "mars. Jones, do you know the defense
attorney?
She again replied, "why yes, I do. I've known mar.
Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, he has a drinking
problem. He can't
build a normal relationship with anyone and his law
practice is one of the
worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated
on his wife with three
different women. Yes, I know him"
The defense attorney almost died!
At this point, the judge brought the courtroom to
silence, called both
counselors to the bench, and in a very quiet voice
said, "If either of you
bastards asks her if she knows me, you'll be jailed
for contempt."
Answers: In a trial a small town prosecuting attorney called
his first witness to the
stand : a grandmother, elderly woman. He approached
her and asked, "Mrs.
Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, mar. Williams.
I've known you since
you were a young boy. And frankly, you've been a big
disappointment to me.
You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people
and talk about them
behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when
you haven't the brains
to realize you never will amount to anything more than
a two-bit paper
pusher. Yes, I know you"
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do,
he pointed across the
room and asked, "mars. Jones, do you know the defense
attorney?
She again replied, "why yes, I do. I've known mar.
Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, he has a drinking
problem. He can't
build a normal relationship with anyone and his law
practice is one of the
worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated
on his wife with three
different women. Yes, I know him"
The defense attorney almost died!
At this point, the judge brought the courtroom to
silence, called both
counselors to the bench, and in a very quiet voice
said, "If either of you
bastards asks her if she knows me, you'll be jailed
for contempt."
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