I have some Jokes rate them and give me a star if you feel as though i deserve o!
Question: 1.How do you get a fat girl into bed?
Piece of cake!
2.What happened to the gay wizard?
He vanished with a piff!
3.A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”
The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”
4.Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!”
The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.”
5.What do you call a lesbiean dinosuar?
Lickalotapus.
Answers: 1.How do you get a fat girl into bed?
Piece of cake!
2.What happened to the gay wizard?
He vanished with a piff!
3.A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”
The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”
4.Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!”
The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.”
5.What do you call a lesbiean dinosuar?
Lickalotapus.
all were funny ecpect for number 2 you get 4 stars from me. lol
LAME!!!!!!! WEAK!!!!!!
LOL. i thought they were all funny actually. I think ku deserve a star.
HAHA!
i like them, they made me smile and chuckle, but i can imagine that they would be better if they were spoken rather than written.
ha ha.. for the last three u deserve a star
well i thought they were good!! have a star!!
there worth a star here you go
liked 4 and 5 the most
number 3= heard it and lol
number 5 & 4= lol lol llol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
number 1 &2= w/e
try puff instead of piff
lol at number 4
hahahahaha. lmao. those were just too funny. star for you!