Best Break-Up Letter Ever?!


Question: A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his
girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since
you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.
I'm sorry.
Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky..............

The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any
snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or
ex-girlfriends.In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all
the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.
There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note:

Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are.
Please take your picture from the file, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care,
Ricky


Answers: A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his
girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since
you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.
I'm sorry.
Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky..............

The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any
snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or
ex-girlfriends.In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all
the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.
There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note:

Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are.
Please take your picture from the file, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care,
Ricky

4th time I saw it on here this month, so I don't think it's yours !!

lol. i like this. here is a star.

lmao that was funny

Rofl

That is the best break -up letter I've ever in countered ; I am going to try that one out in real life

lol, you go ricky. one for the good guy's

REALLY FUNNY.. did u make it up yourself??

Soooooo, what is the question?

Lol! That is funny!

LOL KEWL

Wow!
That's sooo funny.
That is possibly the funniest thing i've ever heard in my life!
Thank you so much!



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