Is this a funny one...*star if you like*?!
Question: Getting down under
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who has never been with a woman sexually.
After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad.
She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback. And after a long-distance courtship, they decide to get married.
On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.
“What happened?” she asks.
“I've never been with a woman,” he says. “But if it's anything like screwing a kangaroo I'm gonna need all the room I can get!”
Answers: Getting down under
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who has never been with a woman sexually.
After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad.
She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback. And after a long-distance courtship, they decide to get married.
On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.
“What happened?” she asks.
“I've never been with a woman,” he says. “But if it's anything like screwing a kangaroo I'm gonna need all the room I can get!”
OH TOOO FUNNNIE!!!!!
ROTFLMHineyO!!!!
:)
It was alright.
Sorry, eees no funny.
not really that funni
didnt laugh at all.....sorry
i give this joke a .5/10
that is not a 5 but a .5 as 1/2
ya that's funny :P
actually no its not its quite disturbing
did you make that up ??
LMAO *star4 you*
i don't get it :-s Xx
lol
I liked it - it was pretty funny.
Thats nasty, but very funny. You get a big star. xxx
Wow!!!! i like like like it!
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that is disgusting
not at all its a terrible joke......not funni at all
hahah! it made me laugh! heres my star....!
LMFAO! I had the hump til I read that, Ta for the laugh!?
Star on it's way?
gross but funny
lol, very funny 10/10, you can have a star!!!
it was strange
Nice one ,,well worth a star,,,
verry good..........
funny
hehe i liked it x
PMSL!!! excellent.
i like it
Good one Sheila ! ha ha!!!
WOW...
hahahahahahaha......
definitely worth a star!!
mmmm ok