Last one is this funny: *star if you like*?!
Question: It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her grades. There is really nothing to do and all the kids are restless. The teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today."
Little Johnny says to himself, "Good, I want to get outta here I'm smart and will answer the question".
The teacher asked, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?
Before Johnny could open his mouth, Joya said, "Abraham Lincoln".
The teacher said, "That's right Joya. You can go".
Johnny was MAD. The teacher asked, "Who said, 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther King".
"That's right Mary. You can go".
Johnny was even MADDER than before. The teacher asked, "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny could open his mouth, Marol said, "John Kennedy".
"That's right Marol. You can go".
Johnny was BOILING MAD. Then the teacher turned her back, and Johnny said, "I wish these women would keep their mouths shut".
The teacher asked, "WHO SAID THAT?" Johnny said, "BILL CLINTON, CAN I GO NOW?"
Answers: It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her grades. There is really nothing to do and all the kids are restless. The teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today."
Little Johnny says to himself, "Good, I want to get outta here I'm smart and will answer the question".
The teacher asked, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?
Before Johnny could open his mouth, Joya said, "Abraham Lincoln".
The teacher said, "That's right Joya. You can go".
Johnny was MAD. The teacher asked, "Who said, 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther King".
"That's right Mary. You can go".
Johnny was even MADDER than before. The teacher asked, "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny could open his mouth, Marol said, "John Kennedy".
"That's right Marol. You can go".
Johnny was BOILING MAD. Then the teacher turned her back, and Johnny said, "I wish these women would keep their mouths shut".
The teacher asked, "WHO SAID THAT?" Johnny said, "BILL CLINTON, CAN I GO NOW?"
nice one hun!!
starred!!
even though i've heard it before it gets me laughing all the time!
star for you!
lol.
funny
AAAWWW! My God! I freaking love this one!! Its soooooooooooooooooooooo funny! Star for you!!!
Very funny ha ha !!!
Good one ;)!
Hahahhaha...........good this is the first time i heard it.... cool
good joke,,,,lol
hahahahahahah! Little Johnny jokes are the best, no?
haha that is good never heard it before
lol
HAHAHa
wow.... that is amazing...
10/10
just great.
Funny! 100!
OMG! lmao!
very good
lol! Funny!!!
ROFL!!!
lol
Johnnie is the man!!!
LOL!!!
:)
Ha ha ha .. really funny
Brilliant.
Good One lol
Very good joke. Thanks for sharing.
I like that one, never heard it before.
hahahahhaha lmao
Ouch! Another giant step for man! You get a star for that one! lol.
Very nice. Please present more such good jokes. Thanks in anticipation.