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Question: Patrick O'Malley hoisted his beer and said* Heres to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife*--and he took home the top prize for the best toast of the night.
In bed later that night ,he told his wife** Mary,i won the prize for best toast of the night**.She said **aye Paddy what was your toast?** So he told her.** Heres to spending the rest of me life sitting in church beside me wife**. **Oh** She said *Thats nice dear.
The next day,Mary runs into one of Paddys drinking buddies in the street.Mischieviously,the man says *Did you hear about your Paddy winning a prize in the pub the other night for a toast about you?*
She replies*Aye--and i was a bit surprised.Til now,he's only been down there twice.Once he fell asleep,and the other time i had to pull him by the ears to get him to come*!!!
Answers: Patrick O'Malley hoisted his beer and said* Heres to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife*--and he took home the top prize for the best toast of the night.
In bed later that night ,he told his wife** Mary,i won the prize for best toast of the night**.She said **aye Paddy what was your toast?** So he told her.** Heres to spending the rest of me life sitting in church beside me wife**. **Oh** She said *Thats nice dear.
The next day,Mary runs into one of Paddys drinking buddies in the street.Mischieviously,the man says *Did you hear about your Paddy winning a prize in the pub the other night for a toast about you?*
She replies*Aye--and i was a bit surprised.Til now,he's only been down there twice.Once he fell asleep,and the other time i had to pull him by the ears to get him to come*!!!
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