Car crossed lovers?!
Question: A woman and a man are involved in a horrific crash,but amazingly both escape completely unhurt-though their cars are written off.
As they crawl out of the wreckage,the man sees the woman is blonde and strikingly beautiful.The woman turns to the man and says *thats incredible--both our cars are totally demolished but we're fine.*It must be a sign from god that we are meant to be together.!
Sensing a promise,the man stammers back *oh yes,i agree with you completely.* The woman goes on,*And look ,though my car was destroyed,this bottle of wine survived intact,too.!It must be another sign.Lets drink to our love.*
*Well ,ok!*says the man,going with the moment.She offers him the bottle,so he downs half of it and hands it back.*Your turn*says the man.*No thanks* says the woman,*I think i'll just wait for the police.!!
Answers: A woman and a man are involved in a horrific crash,but amazingly both escape completely unhurt-though their cars are written off.
As they crawl out of the wreckage,the man sees the woman is blonde and strikingly beautiful.The woman turns to the man and says *thats incredible--both our cars are totally demolished but we're fine.*It must be a sign from god that we are meant to be together.!
Sensing a promise,the man stammers back *oh yes,i agree with you completely.* The woman goes on,*And look ,though my car was destroyed,this bottle of wine survived intact,too.!It must be another sign.Lets drink to our love.*
*Well ,ok!*says the man,going with the moment.She offers him the bottle,so he downs half of it and hands it back.*Your turn*says the man.*No thanks* says the woman,*I think i'll just wait for the police.!!
haha shows women are clever
o thats funny but mean!
wat a beeoch.