Im upset cheer me up.?!
Question: can you tell me jokes , something funny , funny storys etc
the one that makes me laugh / smile the most will get 10 pts best answer
xxxxxxx brighten up an emo kids day xxxxxxxx
no negative comments
Answers: can you tell me jokes , something funny , funny storys etc
the one that makes me laugh / smile the most will get 10 pts best answer
xxxxxxx brighten up an emo kids day xxxxxxxx
no negative comments
My friend and I have this inside joke, and whenever we say it, we crack up 4ever! Ok here it is: She doesn't HAVE a horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(say it out loud and exagerrate the HAVE and it's HILARIOUS!) I HOPE THAT MADE U SMILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm going to star ur question to make u happy!!!!=)
EMOS RULE!!!!!!
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It's better when you can chose through lots yourself=)
ok ok....
{i got nothing sorry}
butttt i would really like those te points buddy:D
i guess ill make you feel better by telling something embarrassing that just happened.... i was eating chocolate someone knocked on the door and i gave them an answer n then they left then i looked in the mirror n saw chocolate all on my nose! i looked like a brown noser i was so embarrassed if that didnt make u feel better try this
Four guys were at a bar. They all start talking to each other about their sons.
One guy said, "I am so happy. My son is a big success. He works for Microsoft and makes a LOT of money. He is so succesful, he just bought his girlfriend a new car"!
The second guy said, "Same here. My son is so successful, too. He works for a car dealership and makes a LOT of money, too. He even makes so much money, he just bought his girlfriend a new house."
The third guy said, "I know what you are talking about. My son is like that too-- only he just gave his girlfriend 1 million dollars!"
The fourth guy stepped up to them, looking really sad. He said, "I can't believe it! I don't know what went wrong! My son is a failure. He's a Janitor! Listen to this. He's even GAY! The only good part about it is that his boyfriends just got him a new house, a new car, and gave him a million dollars!"
if tHat didnt help either im SORRY
i wish my grass was emo so it would cut its self..
XD
10 points plz? lol
Broke Back Mountain Lady
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.
For weeks the two of them worked hard and the ranch was doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said 'You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels.'
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night.
He returned around 2:30 am, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her.
'Unbutton my blouse and take it off,' she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.
'Now take off my boots.' He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
'Now take off my socks.' He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
'Now take off my skirt.'
He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the firelight.
'Now take off my bra.' Again, with trembling hands did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
Then she looked at him and said: 'If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired!'