Dead but won"t lie down???!
Question: A guy dies whilst making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?" The wife replies, "Cut it off and shove it up his ar*e!" The undertaker does as he is told. On the day of the funeral the wife visits her husband for the last time and sees a tear rolling down his face, so she whispers in his ear,
"It ******** hurts doesn't it!"
Answers: A guy dies whilst making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?" The wife replies, "Cut it off and shove it up his ar*e!" The undertaker does as he is told. On the day of the funeral the wife visits her husband for the last time and sees a tear rolling down his face, so she whispers in his ear,
"It ******** hurts doesn't it!"
lol...very funny.
LMAO
shes evil...
haha ;]
roflmao very good have a star for that one
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pmsl
LMAO star 4 you !!
haha!!
So funny!
Love it!!!
it does !!
LMAO
OMG !
that's terrible.
Funny! 100!
funny ha ha ha ,,,,
l.o.l.the agony!!
shove it up his ar*e!" too right!!
oh no8 that"s terribly naughty!ah ah ah .
OUCH! Gay gaggles of gregarious geese! I giggled !!!
very good
lmao!!!
star
Very funny, gave me a good laugh thanks.
lmao x
lmao! i love that joke, gets me everytime,
a man dies making love to his wife, you might say he came and went.
Hummmmmmmmmmmmmm nice !!!!