Jokes.......................!
Question: any of you guys know any side splitting jokes?ive had a s**ty day and need some laughter!!!!!!!!!!
Answers: any of you guys know any side splitting jokes?ive had a s**ty day and need some laughter!!!!!!!!!!
Smart Blonde
A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer thinks he could have some fun so he asks the woman if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists saying that the game is a lot of fun, "I ask you a question and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5, if you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500. This catches the blonde's attention and to keep him quiet, she agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in her purse, pulls out a $5 bill, and hands it to the the lawyer. Now it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, "what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?" The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references, while the woman naps. He uses the Airphone, he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He sends e-mails to all his smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After an hour of searching, he finally gives up. He wakes up the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde takes the $500 and goes back to sleep. The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes her up and asks "well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?" The blonde reaches in her purse, hands the lawyer $5 & goes back to sleep.
didn't you invent tipex..........
....correct me if i'm wrong!
Potassium walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What's wrong?" Potassium says, "I lost an electron today..." The bartender says, "Are you sure?"
Potassium says, "Yeah I'm postive."
dont screw pigs cause they will squeal on u
A person goes to their doctor and says I think I've broke my butt; The doctor asks why? The person responded, well mine has a big crack in it.