Can you guess the punchline?!


Question: A blind man is walking down one of the aisles in a drug store, and he's accidentally knocking lots of items off of the shelves with his stick.

Finally, the store manager walks up to him and says, "Can I help you, sir?"

And the blind man replies .......................


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Answers: A blind man is walking down one of the aisles in a drug store, and he's accidentally knocking lots of items off of the shelves with his stick.

Finally, the store manager walks up to him and says, "Can I help you, sir?"

And the blind man replies .......................


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no I'm just looking.

yeah get my eyesight fixed

can i have a shorter stick?

.... I was just looking!

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An architect, an artist and a programmer were
discussing whether it was better to have a wife
or a mistress.

The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife,
building a solid foundation for an enduring
relationship.

The artist said he enjoyed time with his
mistress, because of the passion and mystery he
found there.

The programmer said, "I prefer to have both."

"Both?"

Programmer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a
mistress, they will each assume you are spending
time with the other woman, and you can go to the
office and get some work done."

who the hell are you "wap"

i am searching my lost stick

if you need to ask you probably you cant

he doesent reply cuz he is dumb and deaf aswell



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