WAAAHHHH!!! Major crisis!!!!!?!
Question: OK so heres the story: my chemistry teachers always been on my case, and like accused me of crap I didnt do. so to get back at all them teachers I went and took a dump in the teachers lounge during lunch break.
I thought Id never get caught.
But they took a poo sample and found out it were me so now Ive got detention for the rest of the month.
Now I want to appeal this decision. so if I like say , yes it was me that shat in the teachers room but it was in self defense, would that work?
mabe it would lessen the sentence??
Answers: OK so heres the story: my chemistry teachers always been on my case, and like accused me of crap I didnt do. so to get back at all them teachers I went and took a dump in the teachers lounge during lunch break.
I thought Id never get caught.
But they took a poo sample and found out it were me so now Ive got detention for the rest of the month.
Now I want to appeal this decision. so if I like say , yes it was me that shat in the teachers room but it was in self defense, would that work?
mabe it would lessen the sentence??
1. no it was not self defense because you were not in danger
2. i don tthink it is possible for them to know it was you by analysing your poo sample (unless your in the school for the FBI and they took another sample from you to compare it with)
3. that is just a disgusting thing to do if you did do it so take your months detention and then ask them to give you another month so maybe you could learn your lesson
But who were you defending yourself against?
And no, most likely not.
How did they know that the poop was yours? Do they keep a poop sample for every student??
yea.. or you could say, you forgot where the bathroom was.
Ok this is bad. So you have to pay the price for the crime.
You need to repay the damage by doing some extra work
around the school and get back in the good graces of you
fellow students and teachers.
Practice english also.