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Question: A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them. As he reaches for one, his wife's wrinkled hand reaches out, smacks his and she yells:
"No, you can't have those! They're for the funeral!"
Answers: A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them. As he reaches for one, his wife's wrinkled hand reaches out, smacks his and she yells:
"No, you can't have those! They're for the funeral!"
He should of answered " they're probably the cause of my dying state"
lmao
haha.. i like
Awww
Haha
hahaha....
lmao very good
LOL! Poor guy! xD
damn gooooood
this is soooo funny, a star!!
ROFL omg im so using that
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LMAO....haha *
lol cruel woman
Lol shame 2 the guy
Very good thanks for sharing.