If you like my joke plz give me a star; Valentine's Day? You'll love thi!
Question: Little Susie comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.
And, "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for sending someone a valentine?
Susie's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to send a valentine to?"
"Osama Bin Laden," she says.
"Why Osama Bin Laden?" her father asks in shock.
"I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to send Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then! ... he'd start going all over the place telling everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."
Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride. "Susie, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
"I know," says Susie. "And once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the **** out of him."
Answers: Little Susie comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.
And, "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for sending someone a valentine?
Susie's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to send a valentine to?"
"Osama Bin Laden," she says.
"Why Osama Bin Laden?" her father asks in shock.
"I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to send Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then! ... he'd start going all over the place telling everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."
Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride. "Susie, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
"I know," says Susie. "And once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the **** out of him."
A man arrives home one evening and found his wife in bed with another man. The husband grabbed the offending man by his pecker and dragged him to the garage. After putting his private parts into a vice and removing the key so it couldn't be loosened he walked over to the bench and took a saw off the hanger.
The naked offender said, "My god you are not going to cut it off?"
The husband replied, "Oh no sir, this is for you. I am going to set fire to the garage and leave. What you do next is your decision.
Damn, she's diabolical.
laaame..
LOL you got your star! ?
lmao. I'll give 5 stars to that one.
haha
hehehe!
this joke is pretty violent.
thats the dumbest joke i have ever heard like come on u gotta b able to make a better joke then that
hahahaha * for you.
now that was funny
dat girl got issues
HA HA HA HA!!! Thats hilarious. ell me what u think of MY joke:
There was this guy named Tommy and he met this girl Bubbles. Well, he went up to her and said " Bubbles, do you want to come over my house to study? " And she says " Bubbles don't wanna, bubbles don't wanna " And Tommy said " I'll give you candy " And bubbles says " ok. "
They were at his house and tommy says " Bubbles, Do you wanna go in my room? " And bubbles says " Bubbles don't wanna, bubbles don't wanna!" And tommy says " I'll give you candy! " And bubbles says " ok "
Ok, they were in the room and tommy says " Bubbles, do you wanna get in my bed with me? " And bubbles says " Bubbles don't wanna bubbles don't wanna " And tommy says " I'll give you candy " And bubbles says " ok "
Well, they were in bed doing the nasty and tommy hears his mom coming up stairs. He gets worried and says " Bubbles, get off me! " And bubbles says " Bubbles don't wanna bubbles don't wanna " And then tom goes..." Sh*t! I'm out of candy! "
cute. not star worthy though :/
Love it!!
Lmao...
Add: I just remembered, that was MY plan in first grade darn it!
And I'm not joking... I was in first grade on 9/11 =/
lol lol lol lol
el inglés no lo entiendo por facor en espa?os gracias