I'll Give 10 Points?!


Question: To the person that has the funniest Joke. Make it a short joke please. Post That Joke !


Answers: To the person that has the funniest Joke. Make it a short joke please. Post That Joke !

A nun is in the bath, when there's a knock on bathroom door.

"Who is it?" she says

"It's okay I'm a blind man" is the reply

"Ok, come in", she says - so he does and says...



"Nice tit5, - now where do you want this blind?" =]

Little Johnny
"If you had a dollar," quizzed the teacher, "and you asked your father for another dollar and fifty cents, how much money would you have?"

"One dollar." answered little Johnny

"You don't know your basic math." said the teacher shaking her head, disappointed.

Little Johnny shook his head too, "You don't know my daddy."



The teacher wrote on the blackboard: "I ain't had no fun in months." Then asked the class, "How should I correct this sentence?"

Little Johnny raised his had and replied, "Get yourself a new boyfriend."

What is Politics *****

Boy: Dad, what's politics?

Dad: Let me set an example with our family. I have all the money so we'll call me the management.

Mom receives most of it so we'll call her the government. We'll call the maid the working class, you are the people, and your baby brother is the future. Do you understand now son?

Boy: I still don't understand dad.

Dad: Think about it for a while son.

That night the boy wakes up because his baby brother is crying. He goes in and finds out he have soiled his diapers. He goes to tell his mom but she's asleep he goes in to the maids room but she's in there having sex with his dad. He bangs on the door but no one can hear him.

The next day...

Son: Dad I understand politics now.

Dad: Good, explain it to me in your own word son.

Son: The management is screwing the working class while the governments fast asleep. The people are being ignored and the future is full of ****!!!!!

one stupid person says "i'll give you $100000000000 if you can tell me a joke" so the other person rolls his eyes and leaves. The stupid person laughs and gives him his cash

This70 year old man went to the social security office to apply to start getting his social security check, but the old man had no ID, so the social worker ask the man to take off his hat, and he did so, and the social worker says "yes you are bald", and then she ask him to take off his shirt, and she saw all the gray hair on his chest, and says " well yes I guess I believe you are 70 by the looks of your baldness and gray chest hairs, so I am going to go ahead and approve you so you can get your social security check"....The old man thanked the lady and went home.He told his wife what had happened and that he had to take off his hat and his shirt to prove to the social worker that he was old enough to apply for his social security check..The old mans wife then replies " Well you should have taken off your pants too, and she would have approved you for a disability check too"......

Retirement Home

A man at a retirement home was walking around with his zipper down holding his penis.
A young nurse says “Why are you doing that?”
He replies,”It died today.”
“Oh that’s terrible!”, the nurse replied
The next day the man has his penis hanging outside of his pants again.
The same nurse says, “I thought it died yesterday.”
The man replies, “It did. Today is the view."

A blonde, brunette and red head are in a breast stroke race in a pool. They start the race, the brunette comes first, about 30 seconds later, the red head comes a close second. 20 miniutes later, the blonde came last.
"I don't want to be a saw loser," said the blonde, "but I think that the others were using there arms."

how do you know when a blond is having a bad day?

her tampon is behind her ear and she cant find her pencil

there was a round house and in that round house there was a maid, a butler and a cook
one day there was a robbery and the detectives went around asking who did it
when they got to the cook they asked what were you doing yesterday night?
and the cook said i was going groucery shopping
they asked the butler and he saud i was taking the dog for a walk
they asked the maid and she said i was sweeping all the corners



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