Dirty Laundry??!
Question: A newlywed couple arrive back from honeymoon to move into their tiny flat.
'Care to go to bed'? the husband asks.
'Sshh'! says his blushing bride'.Theses walls are paper thin.''The neighbours will hear you''.Next time ask me in code-like,have you left the washing machine door open'?
So the following night,the husband asks' I don't suppose you left the left the washing machine door open,darling''?
'No'!! she snapped back,'i definitely shut it.'Then she rolled over and went to sleep.
The next morning,she woke up feeling a little frisky herself,so she nudged her husband and said 'I think i did leave the washing machine door open after all.'
'Don't worry.says the man.It was only a small load so i did it by hand.'
Answers: A newlywed couple arrive back from honeymoon to move into their tiny flat.
'Care to go to bed'? the husband asks.
'Sshh'! says his blushing bride'.Theses walls are paper thin.''The neighbours will hear you''.Next time ask me in code-like,have you left the washing machine door open'?
So the following night,the husband asks' I don't suppose you left the left the washing machine door open,darling''?
'No'!! she snapped back,'i definitely shut it.'Then she rolled over and went to sleep.
The next morning,she woke up feeling a little frisky herself,so she nudged her husband and said 'I think i did leave the washing machine door open after all.'
'Don't worry.says the man.It was only a small load so i did it by hand.'
If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back, it was and always will be yours.
If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.
If it just sits in your living room and messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money and never behaves as if you actually set it free in the first place -- you either married it or gave birth to it!
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