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Question: My dog's a blacksmith.
Everytime i open the door he make's a bolt for it!
Why did the blonde nurse take a red marker to work?
So she could draw blood.!
What do you give a sick budgie?
Tweetment.
2 Eggs sitting on a kitchen table.
One of them spots a whisk and asks 'Whats that?
The other egg looks puzzled and replies,'Beats me'.
A trucker who had been on the road for 2 weeks goes to a brothel.
He walks straight up to the madam,drops ￡500 and says 'i want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich.!
The madam is astonished.'But sir,for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a 3 course meal.
The trucker replies,'I'm not horney-----i'm homesick!!!
Answers: My dog's a blacksmith.
Everytime i open the door he make's a bolt for it!
Why did the blonde nurse take a red marker to work?
So she could draw blood.!
What do you give a sick budgie?
Tweetment.
2 Eggs sitting on a kitchen table.
One of them spots a whisk and asks 'Whats that?
The other egg looks puzzled and replies,'Beats me'.
A trucker who had been on the road for 2 weeks goes to a brothel.
He walks straight up to the madam,drops ￡500 and says 'i want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich.!
The madam is astonished.'But sir,for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a 3 course meal.
The trucker replies,'I'm not horney-----i'm homesick!!!
Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son...
Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : "I will choose my own bride".
Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case..."
Next Jack approaches Bill Gates...
Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry."
Jack: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case..."
Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank...
Jack: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."
Jack: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case....."
This is how business is done.
Hahahaha loved them....
The last one was the best :)
Yes, Sir, Thank you! May I have another?
Haha.
Priceless
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i give a star to u
its all fine
but i expect more funny!!!!!!