Why didn't you just tell me the truth?!
Question: So, now that I have found out, I want you to tell me why there is a unicorn in my living room. What do you have to say for yourself huh?
Answers: So, now that I have found out, I want you to tell me why there is a unicorn in my living room. What do you have to say for yourself huh?
Oops... I must have delivered it to the wrong house. My bad
your papa left for spy...
I wanted it to be a surprise.
I'm SORRY, i thought you liked uniconns
I'd say you've hit the bong one too many times
Oh ma, I don't know, I just thought it would be a nice suprise. You always said you wanted a pink horse.
IT WASNT ME!
In the living room? what? I left him in the laundry room with some papers on the floor! How did he get out of there?!?
I'm sorry. I thought you always wanted a unicorn to ride on the treadmill. I'll take it back to the leperchauns. I hope they'll take it back. *walks away with the unicorn with a pouty look on her face*
well he WAS in my living room but then he said he could feel those chili beans working and hes allergic to the sun so i couldnt take him outside.......sorry, i had to put him SOMEWHERE....I didnt want to be the one to clean it up
NOW the question is how did he get in MY living room. actually if it heard me, it would be offended, it is actually a hermaphrodite.
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