The male organ joke?!
Question: The only thing not taxed yet is the male penis.
This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed,
10% of the time it is hard up,
20% of the time it is pissed off and
1% of the time it is in the hole.
On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts!
HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2008, the penis will now be taxed according to size:
The brackets are as follows:
10 - 12" Luxury Tax $300.00
8 - 10" Pole Tax $250.00
5 - 8" Privilege Tax $150.00
3 - 5 " Nuisance Tax $30.00
Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains.
Anyone under 4" is eligible for a tax refund.
Answers: The only thing not taxed yet is the male penis.
This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed,
10% of the time it is hard up,
20% of the time it is pissed off and
1% of the time it is in the hole.
On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts!
HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2008, the penis will now be taxed according to size:
The brackets are as follows:
10 - 12" Luxury Tax $300.00
8 - 10" Pole Tax $250.00
5 - 8" Privilege Tax $150.00
3 - 5 " Nuisance Tax $30.00
Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains.
Anyone under 4" is eligible for a tax refund.
really funny ..thanks for the laughs so early in the morning..
I really thought this was the one about
What is better than a long stem rose on a piano?
Tulips (2 lips) on your organ.......
THINK YOUR MUM SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOU WHEN SHE HAD THE CHANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO REALLY...I THOUGHT THAT WAS FUNNY MAN!!!!!!!!
hahahaha
lmao]:
haha, I loved it. Thanks for posting! :)
Hahahaaa! Got me Dublin over laughin'!!! You poor lads under 4" should be able to file the E-Z form so you can just get it over with quickly. Hopefully you can make up for your shortage by knowing how to lick the postage stamp well enough that it gets to it's final destination!
Rock on dude...... I like that. Cool a star for u
lol good one :) !!!
omg!! rotflmaooooo!!
Funny! 100!