Now that you're getting older, how are your senses holding up? (joke)?!
Question: An old lady came into her doctor's office and confessed . . .
. . .to an embarrassing problem: "I pass gass all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've passed gas no less than twenty times. What can I do?"
"Here's a prescription, Mrs. Barker. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week."
The next week, an upset Mrs. Barker marched into Dr. Johnson's office: "Doc, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm flatulating just as much, and they're still soundless, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?"
"Calm down, Mrs. Barker," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing!"
Answers: An old lady came into her doctor's office and confessed . . .
. . .to an embarrassing problem: "I pass gass all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've passed gas no less than twenty times. What can I do?"
"Here's a prescription, Mrs. Barker. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week."
The next week, an upset Mrs. Barker marched into Dr. Johnson's office: "Doc, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm flatulating just as much, and they're still soundless, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?"
"Calm down, Mrs. Barker," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing!"
Wow...
This is really funny!!!!!!
I hear that joke alot but it is still always funny.
THANKS for the laugh
im gonna star yo a$s
LOL!
I know that women.
heard it before, thanks for the smile
i actually heard this one earlier today, but it's still funny here! :]
your the best joke person i know lol LOL i loved it so much here have a star ill give you a star on all of them!