I recently went to my new doctor.?!
Question: After two visits and exhaustive
Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I asked him, 'Do you
Think I'll live to be 80?'
He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'
'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?
'I said, 'No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking,
Or bicycling?' 'No, I don't,' I said.
He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'
'No,' I said
He looked at me and said,....
'Then, why do you even give a shite"
Answers: After two visits and exhaustive
Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I asked him, 'Do you
Think I'll live to be 80?'
He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'
'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?
'I said, 'No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking,
Or bicycling?' 'No, I don't,' I said.
He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'
'No,' I said
He looked at me and said,....
'Then, why do you even give a shite"
Ha ha ha.!!!
True a man must have some vices, lol.!!!
10/10 Peter.!!!
Cheers man.!!
I was wondering that myself. LOL
funny
Hahahahahah hillarious :)
Top call!!!
I'll ring the doctor straight away!
Ha ha ha me likey !!!!! :o)
Funny. Very bloody funny
nicee.
hahahahahahahaha
Ha ha ha ace,,,,,
Very good thanks
Hahahahaha
hahahhaha.........really funny and got me off guard and that was the best part
Good one,thats a great dog too. xxx
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
Funny! 100!