A good Irish joke???!
Question: A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could'nt stand still.He asked Father Murphy for some advice.Father Murphy told him 'when i'm worried about getting nervous,i have a wee sip 'o' whisky.Jut to calm me nerves.
So the next Sunday he took the older priests advice.Before mass he got nervous a took a drink.He then proceeded to talk up a storm.Upon returning to his office after mass he found this note pinned to his door:
1.A few sips of whisky, not the whole bottle.
2.There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3.There are 12 desciples, not 10.
4.Jesus was consecrated,not constipated.
5.Jacob wagered his donkey,he did not bet his ***.
6.We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
7.The father,the son and the holy ghost are not refered to as senoir,junior and the spook.
8.David slew Goliath,he did not kick the **** out of him.
9.When David was hit by a rock and knocked of his donkey dont say 'He was stoned of his ***'.
10.We do not refer to the cross as the big T.
Answers: A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could'nt stand still.He asked Father Murphy for some advice.Father Murphy told him 'when i'm worried about getting nervous,i have a wee sip 'o' whisky.Jut to calm me nerves.
So the next Sunday he took the older priests advice.Before mass he got nervous a took a drink.He then proceeded to talk up a storm.Upon returning to his office after mass he found this note pinned to his door:
1.A few sips of whisky, not the whole bottle.
2.There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3.There are 12 desciples, not 10.
4.Jesus was consecrated,not constipated.
5.Jacob wagered his donkey,he did not bet his ***.
6.We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
7.The father,the son and the holy ghost are not refered to as senoir,junior and the spook.
8.David slew Goliath,he did not kick the **** out of him.
9.When David was hit by a rock and knocked of his donkey dont say 'He was stoned of his ***'.
10.We do not refer to the cross as the big T.
LOL!
Nice--thanks for the laugh--I needed that! ^_^
lol, good one
the jokes pretty good but i dont think of how you just added irish accents and put it in a irish setting makes the thing irish
Crazy lol
nice.
Liked it.
lol, that is funny.
A star for you.
Funny! 100!