Is This Joke Funny: A Bottle of Merlot?!
Question: A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.
So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said,
'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there.' and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.
She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note.
The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
The note read:
'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants'.
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.
It read:
"Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be. I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen, Miami, and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana . There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio.
But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you are, would I cut off three inches."
Just send the bottle back.'
Answers: A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.
So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said,
'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there.' and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.
She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note.
The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
The note read:
'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants'.
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.
It read:
"Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be. I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen, Miami, and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana . There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio.
But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you are, would I cut off three inches."
Just send the bottle back.'
this was the best i'd heard in a while,so much truth hidden - shallow,shallow,shallow.loved this one!
Dude, that rocks
hehe
no
I like it!
That's cute
Pretty dang good. I would just bang her and leave her thats my snobby selfish way
zzzzzzzz! awh boy, I've obviously had a long day!
Priceless!
lol! really good one, woot!
Star for you. But that guy would really hurt. lol, but no really.
yeah it was okay
that's awesome
hahahahahahahahaahah that's awesome...stupid woman! haha
haha that made me LOL
haha.. that was a good one!
Lol, nice!
Yes that is extremely good. lmao.
Good one! Maybe that will teach him not to pursue woman just because they're attractive on the outside. It's what's inside that counts. Unfortunately, some men never wait to see what's there because they're just bedazzled by the outside.