The joys of ageing?!
Question: "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. "You always feel like you have to pee.
And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!"
"Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you can't even crap anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothing' comes out!"
"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old.
"No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."
"Do you have trouble crapping?" "No, I crap every morning at 6:30."
With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so tough about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00."
Answers: "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. "You always feel like you have to pee.
And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!"
"Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you can't even crap anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothing' comes out!"
"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old.
"No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."
"Do you have trouble crapping?" "No, I crap every morning at 6:30."
With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so tough about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00."
heard it before.... and i crapped the first time, i peed this time...lol
hahaha lol
heard it before and still funny
Funny!
lmao. That is totally hillarious. I'll give you a star for that one.
aw thats horrible!
hahahahahaha thats amazing!! im telling all of my friends this one !! lol
LOL!!!!!!!!!!! haaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaa
nice lol
cant wait lol
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sick but funny ;]
Heard it but still good.
lol!
Very good!
Ha ha ha.!!!
Brilliant joke there so 10/10.!!!
Got me laughing.!!!
Cheers.!!
No matter how many times I hear this one, it still makes me laugh!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
THAT WAS AWESOME! i LOVE IT!
lol
hehehe
thats quite good =]
i think i heard it before though
but its still funny =] =]
xxx
Ha ha ha loved it,,,,,
Brilliant Very good thanks
Good one! Star for you!
hahahaha!!!
very funny lol
thanks for the laugh.