The woman and the fleas ...............?!
Question: Three fleas were sleeping on a woman. One was on her head , the second was on her arm pitt and the third was in her p*ussy.
The next morning the three fleas met up on a passsing dog and compaired sleeping notes-.
The first said."i slept in this this hard place, it had hair but was uncomfortable"....
The second said "my place was warm but smooth and i kept slipping"-
The third flea said " i slept in this dark cave and it was really nice. but as i was sleeping this bald monster came in, woke me up, slammed me up against the wall a few times and then spat in my dam face!!!"
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Answers: Three fleas were sleeping on a woman. One was on her head , the second was on her arm pitt and the third was in her p*ussy.
The next morning the three fleas met up on a passsing dog and compaired sleeping notes-.
The first said."i slept in this this hard place, it had hair but was uncomfortable"....
The second said "my place was warm but smooth and i kept slipping"-
The third flea said " i slept in this dark cave and it was really nice. but as i was sleeping this bald monster came in, woke me up, slammed me up against the wall a few times and then spat in my dam face!!!"
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hehehe excellent
winner of a star award
Hahahaha thats hillarious lol
10/10 and a star 4u :)
lol!
very crude but funny hehehe
I like!
rofl thats a good one
Wow the third flea lived to tell the tale
wow how i wish i was the third flea lol stars for you
1.
She is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walks in. She turns and says, "You've got to make love to me this very moment."
His eyes light up and he thinks, "This is my lucky day."
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her and then gives it his all on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she says, "Thanks," and returns to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asks, "What was that all about?"
She explains, "The egg timer's broken..
2.
A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush
restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady
swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table.
The wife asks, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband. "She's my ex-wife. She took to
drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear
she hasn't been sober since."
"My goodness!" says the wife. "Who would think a person
could go on celebrating that long?"
funniest one all day
haha very funny liked it
Wicked,
fleas jump around alot,,,
feel an itch coming on...
eww
That was funny
Ha! ha! ha! naughty naughty but very good.....
That is funny
that's so bad it's good!!!
hahaha! that's funny, have a star.
Funny! 100!
Bet you were "itching" to share that one zozo.
Very funny zozo... But troubling too. Fleas sleep in there???
LOL!!!
Can I be the monster next time, heck I'll settle to be flea #3